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Italy's Catatonia airport close...

Italy's Catatonia airport closed as Etna erupts

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Wil Papal prayers be enough to ward off disaster from Catatonia?

Catatonia, Italy - (Disaster Pres): Italy's
Catatonia-Fontanarossa international airport was closed last night as a
precaution after Mount Etna began erupting ahead of expected masive seismic
activity five thousand miles away at Alaska's Pavlof volcano site.

The
airstrip was evacuated as a thick column of ash rained down on neighboring towns
near the site.

"We're prepared for the worst," local fire crews said as
emergency measures kicked into place to close down the entire region.

In
the Vatican the mood was less sombre. A pontifical Orifice source said today
that they were well used to seing colorful plumes of smoke "over St Peter's
Square and elsehere" so a "bit of Catatonic fuming was hardly a
bother".

Nevertheless the Pope will pray in his customary public audience
today for divine intercession to keep any volcanic disaster away from the
region.

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